Don't leave your puke on my step

This is like three days of blogging that i forgot to post...
2 days ago...
we went outside this morning and there was this red clump of something on the step and it looked like cat-throw up except it was red so maybe it was a skinned bird? awesome.
we have little birdy visitors in our back yard and there is a family in the birdhouse i think. I'm so happy. there are little yellow ones that eat from the bird feeder.
I won $13 at bingo and i won the 50/50 thing where you get a chance to win $1400 or a $10 gift certificate to go back. I won a gift certificate... AGAIN!!! I always win 50/50 prizes.
I love pictures of flea markets.
i got screamed at at work twice in the last two days. And this is not youre regular unhappy customer kind of scream. this was a take-your-headset-off-and-the-surrounding-four-pods-can-hear-the-guy-yelling kind of scream. one guy said that he knew my first and last name and he was going to call my boss and get me fired. i was like no you're not and also i'm hanging up on you.

1 day ago...
we just bought goose berries. did you ever have goose berries? oh my yum and they also explode in your mouth. Explode is the word i used to describe the first guy that screamed at me because he was kind of calmly yelling at first and then he seriously exploded into this fit of crazy rage.
i think my toe is infected and i don't have alcohol or peroxide so i put tea tree oil on it and holy fuck that stuff stinks and it makes me unable to breathe.
my dad accepts photography jobs on my behalf. It would be fine if they were decent ones, but the latest one is to digitally manipulate a picture of this girl and her boyfriend. it's for one of his clients or whatever. awesome. i appriciate it, but also i really don't want to do it cause i'm lazy as hell.

0 days ago...
i am waiting for melissa to call and we are going to karoke in kensington. i need some new clothes and so i went shopping and didn’t find anything that i liked so i came home and cried. and i kind of don’t want to be seen in public because i wear the same clothes all the time and i have one go-out shirt but it makes me look pregnant so whatever way to have a go-out shirt that makes you fat. waa waa waa