i'm out like the gout

sorry guys, i'm going on vaca.... you'll have to fulfill your blog needs elsewhere for a few days...

the life of ji

now i am reading the life of pi. it's good. especially when he tells you his name. i have like 5 vampire books to read after this book. wierd. i don't even like vampires.

so i took 99 pictures of myself today. i wanted to show off my new nose ring. also i decided that i want to buy an enlarger so i can take film pictures again. i miss the smell of chemicals. i smelled photography chemicals somewhere the other day and it reminded me of darkrooming and listening to music and being alone in the dark.










i think i mentioned once about the man that lives accross the street that looks like my dad from the 70s.... well, he got married today... friday afternoon... first, as troy and i were leaving to go for lunch, we saw him all dressed up in a suit sans jacket (70s style pants, shirt and vest) dragging his dog home by the collar. then when we got home, him and a bunch of other people were standing in front of my next door neighbors PINE TREES taking wedding photos IN SLEMON PARK. the girl taking the pictures was the white trash woman that used to live accross the street in the other half of 70s dad's duplex, and she seemed to be like the brides maid or something but was wearing track pants and a tshirt. and she was directing the bride's 15-ish year old son to hold his mother's hand so they could get a cute picture. my my my.... all you need is love.

in the other half of my duplex, i think there are two LABRADOODLES oh my god i am excited!!! those are the cutest dogs EVER. look at those scruffy little fuckers! those aren't the next door ones but whatever. still cutest things ever. i want to steal them and love them.

Widespread circumcision

Lesson in Driving
Part 1
Listen here you stupid mother fuckers, when I try to pass you, do not casually veer into the passing lane. The sign on the side of the road says "Keep Right Except to Pass" and does NOT say "Keep Left Except to Pass." Next time, bitch, I am going to plow you off the road ok?
Part 2
When it is dark and rainy, don't fucking drive 2 feet behind me because your stupid headlights are bright and also fuck you cause that's annoying and if i'm driving sooooooo slow then FUCKING PASS ME and leave me the fuck alone. Next time, I'm going to slam on my breaks and you're going to smash into my car and i'll bang my head on the steering wheel and then won't you feel bad??? Probably not cause you're probably a big jerk with no heart.



Aww.

I got my nose pierced this evening. Wierd, eh. I always wanted to when i was younger and never did and now that it's probably totally out of style, then i do it. is it totally out of style? yeah don't answer that. it really didn't hurt as much as i expected BUT i have a pretty bad headache now and the stud is pretty big and i wish it were way smaller. I got a few teeny tiny ones to put in once this one is healed and i can't wait cause i don't really want this one at all. i just want a little sparkly one. my friend jill started working at a place that does piercing and she had to pierce three volunteers for free before she's allowed to do it on other people that pay for it so i didn't have to pay which was cool.

I was reading this article the other day about HIV and they were calling for 'widespead circumcision' because according to some study, you're less likely to contract HIV if you're circumcized.... thank god i'm circumcized...HHAHAHA just joking. I dont' have a penis. Apparently there is only one doctor on all of PEI that performs circumcisions. i don't know why i find that wierd. i guess i just thought that they would have someone in the hospital that would do it, when your kid was born, but there's not. you have to go all the way to charlottetown. why do i care?

i have an interview tomorrow for this new position at work. i really hope i get it, but the interview is at 9AM and i was totally looking forward to sleeping in, but now, i have to stay up late to do laundry (two loads because i want to wear white shorts and a black shirt so i have to do two loads FUCK) so i'll have somethign to wear.

I lived in montreal for a bit and went to school there and i usualyl sat beside this greek guy named Spiro and he always swore at the end of his sentences. Like he would say UGH I have to work after school FUCK. or Last night, on my way home, I ran my caar into a parked Audi FUCK and i would laugh at him every time and he'd get mad because he was already mad and i was laughing. also, he had a cat named Tarot and his grandmother came to live with him and she was senile and hated cats so he had to get rid of it, so i took it, and I promised I wouldn't change his name, but we called him Dave instead of Tarot. And then when we decided to move back home, I told him I gave the cat to Troy's really reliable and really nice friend, but really, I took it to the SPCA or whatever and i felt so guilty and i cried the whole time cause they were bitches and I was poor and couldn't afford to leave a donation cause i couldn't even afford to feed myself, and the lady there kept telling me that if i wanted to drop of a pet for free, i would have to take it to this other shelter on the other side of the city, but if the cat didn't get adopter within a certain time frame, that other shelter would kill it so i cried more and said that if they didn't take the cat NOW I would come back in the middle of the night and leave it on the step in a box- which i really woudn't do, but i just said that so they'd take it without making me pay. sorry dave and spiro. also, spiro, i hope you didn't have to go back to Greece to join the army, but you probably did. And if you did, I hope you didn't die.



BED TIME

uh, yeah

so. i was pertty drunk on saturday... i think my tolerance is getting lower because i seemed like i got home from work and then all of a sudden, I was hammered. And I've also been like super high energy drunk these days. all i want to do is dance and scream like an obnoxious 17 year old that is getting drunk for the first time. and i also like to make fun of people to their faces. and I also like to high-five people forever and say dumb things like "EVERY SECOND WEEKEND!!! UP TOP, DOUBLE TIME AND A HALF!" What the fuck is that supposed to mean anyways? yesterday i asked troy if I'm super hilarious when i'm drunk or super annoying, and he said, "ummm...." and trailed off and didn't answer me. you know what that means.... I'M SUPER HILARIOUS!!! Alright!

Tomorrow will be too late to eenojoy what you can today

ham it up dudes. i'm hammmmmmmed up big top time. i got some pics for you a demain mes amies.

my blog is dumb

i maybe don't want to blog anymore. that is such a typical blogger thing to say. meh. i don't have anything to say but i have some pictures. i don't like my template and i'm too lazy to change it more. i feel so lazy and uninspired. not just about my blog. about everything.

Don't leave your puke on my step

This is like three days of blogging that i forgot to post...
2 days ago...
we went outside this morning and there was this red clump of something on the step and it looked like cat-throw up except it was red so maybe it was a skinned bird? awesome.
we have little birdy visitors in our back yard and there is a family in the birdhouse i think. I'm so happy. there are little yellow ones that eat from the bird feeder.
I won $13 at bingo and i won the 50/50 thing where you get a chance to win $1400 or a $10 gift certificate to go back. I won a gift certificate... AGAIN!!! I always win 50/50 prizes.
I love pictures of flea markets.
i got screamed at at work twice in the last two days. And this is not youre regular unhappy customer kind of scream. this was a take-your-headset-off-and-the-surrounding-four-pods-can-hear-the-guy-yelling kind of scream. one guy said that he knew my first and last name and he was going to call my boss and get me fired. i was like no you're not and also i'm hanging up on you.

1 day ago...
we just bought goose berries. did you ever have goose berries? oh my yum and they also explode in your mouth. Explode is the word i used to describe the first guy that screamed at me because he was kind of calmly yelling at first and then he seriously exploded into this fit of crazy rage.
i think my toe is infected and i don't have alcohol or peroxide so i put tea tree oil on it and holy fuck that stuff stinks and it makes me unable to breathe.
my dad accepts photography jobs on my behalf. It would be fine if they were decent ones, but the latest one is to digitally manipulate a picture of this girl and her boyfriend. it's for one of his clients or whatever. awesome. i appriciate it, but also i really don't want to do it cause i'm lazy as hell.

0 days ago...
i am waiting for melissa to call and we are going to karoke in kensington. i need some new clothes and so i went shopping and didn’t find anything that i liked so i came home and cried. and i kind of don’t want to be seen in public because i wear the same clothes all the time and i have one go-out shirt but it makes me look pregnant so whatever way to have a go-out shirt that makes you fat. waa waa waa