Top Ten Alternative Punishments

1. banishment
2. tar and feather
3. caged in front of city hall
4. lick electrical fence
5. take j. o's mom to a classy restaurant
6. wear an anne of green gables suit in japan for a month
7. work at resolve for a year with no pay
8live with someone who smells really bad
9. get a bad nose job
10. $10 fine for pooping
11. walkin on walkin on broken glass

top ten cults
1. team cult
2.insert name here cult
3. build your own
4. sext cult
5. give me all your money cult

these make me laugh at any time of day, no matter how crappy i am feeling. i thought i had more lists but i can't find them so if anyone else knows where they are, they should email to me so i can laugh some more. i wrote a bunch of stuff earlier about how i am feeling crappy today but it all got erased and i don't really feel like writing it again. but i'll write some of it. i feel crappy cause i think i'm an artist but i'm just not that good of an artist and all i want to do is make things but i don't have the money to buy things to make other things with and i don't like most of the things i make. today i thought i was going to accomplish a lot of things but instead, i didn't nothing, really. i went for a walk and took some pictures at the crappy muddy linkletter beach. i thought i didn't like them, but now i kind of do, so i'm feeling a bit better.

I drempt last night that I had three cats. one was all black, one was all black except his paws were white and one that was black and dark grey striped. They were all the same shape so if it was dark it was hard to tell them apart. The dream was about them all wanting to go outside, so i let them out. then i heard them meowing really loud and i looked outside and they were fighting with a bunch of other cats that looked just like them. so i opened the door and three cats came running in, but it was dark so i didn't realize that some of them were not mine and some of mine were still outside. so the cats all continued to fight, inside and outside and there was cat blood splatered all over the house. i wanted to get the other cats out of my house and get all of mine inside but i couldn't because if i picked up other cats that werent mine, they would attack me and scratch out my eyes so i was just helpless.