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I went to the mother fuckin horse races the other night. who goes to the horse races? Apparently everyone who's anyone. k guys, this is summerside's most kept secret. who knew??? we didn't win anything. but as soon as we got there, the announcer says over the loud speaker in a sign-songy voice "Hey, someone with a white car... you've just been in an accident and you don't know it yet!!" and i'm like fuck... it's me. I totally thought it was me but i was like umm... whatever. so i kinda walked over to where i could kind of see my car and i didn't see anyone standing by it so was like uh... whateva, and troy comes running over and is like is it your car??? and i'm like nah... don't think so... so he went to investigate if someone ran into my car, which is pretty new and i went to watch the horse races. i should have been a little more concerned, i think. anyways, it wasn't my car, so i guess i won the no accident contest for the night. but not the pick the fastest horse contest.
I kind of wanted to talk about how i drank last weekend and made fun of people. god i think i am hilarious. we were at troy's cousins house and someone thought it would be a good idea to go to this party at this girls parents house, which, coincidentally, is accross from the RACE TRACK!!! this girl went to my high school but i never hung out with her (sarah birch for all you summersiders, aka melissa) except once i went to a party there before but whatever. so there was all these people from high school that i haven't seen in 6 years and i was like ok, so this is what you've been doing for six years.... one guy was sitting on a chair and his eyes were so read that when i glanced at him quickly, i kind of thought they were bleeding and there was another guy that is a totaly burn out and i work with his mother and every time he walked by i was like I WORK WITH YOUR MOOOOOMMMM!!! and he's like uh... do you have any papers? and i'm like no. then two minutes later i'm like I WORK WITH YOUR MOOOOOOMMMMM!!! and he's like uh... do you have any papers? and that went on for the full 8 minutes that we were there and then we decided that the bar would be funner. because maybe there were people there that didn't just inhale 8 litres of coke.